USSR

ussr

Nobody knows what USSR’s name stands for, if it actually is an acronym, that is. Mostly they think it stands for Ulysses Stanislaus Solisgard Rothschild or something equally awesome. Maybe it’s just Ussr, and he just likes to spell his name in all caps. Who knows. Maybe it’s tucked away in that brain of his. Speaking of brains, USSR is a lot smarter than he puts on, and he questions the ways of the Wrestling Buddies. Because he does, so does his friend André the Giant.

His nose was cut off in a freak shaving accident which left him with strange facial hair and a receding hairline. Also, he got burned in the same tile farming accident as Hercules.

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