André the Giant

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André the Giant is a cool, cool guy. He may not be the sharpest fry in the tray, but he’s a cool guy. He tends to follow USSR around a lot and their relationship is a sort of Lenny and George or Strong Mad and the Cheat sort of relationship. USSR provides the brains, André provides the brawns. er…brawn.

Another thing he tends to do is call Junkyard Dog a lady. In fact he straight-out says things like “I’m all ready, Lady.” I guess he thinks the J-Dog’s name is Lady. He’s cool, but not really…smart.

His signature move is one of a brute force body slam. His only problem is that he announces whatever he’s doing, usually with an exclamation of “Belly Flop!” But he’s a brick wall, so it matters little.

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